Did you know?

TESTING TESTING 1.2.3....o good I think this blog is working, although not yet in HD (BUMMER!). So this is the first entry of not many more to come, because if you know me or the answer to the blog's title, stuff like that comes and goes. Well for those who don't know the answer to every question in life, here are some questions answered( and i guess just some for fun and a there is a soundtrack LISTEN!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxL9Hod_qCY):

DO YOU KNOW.....

What pantyhose for men are called?

MANTYHOSE!

What sleep smells like?
a hot dreary sweat

What the real cause of the BIG BANG was?
Dinosaurs smoking too heavily, those goddamn tobacco companies!

Where the treasure island music festival is really held?
LAWL. TRICK Q.

Where CSU BAKERSFIELD REALLY IS?
ME NEITHER. WAS IT FEATURED IN....

What the saying is when you make a cheap shot in foozball?
"LIKE THE BIRDS" ( cuz they go "cheep cheep cheep")

Where casadave is?
WELL, I GUESS YOU'VE JUST NEVER BEEN INVITED.

What you wish to be in life?
IF YOU'RE ASKING MY OPINION? WELL, WHEN WE WERE WEE TIKES SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE, THEN SOMETHING LIKE OUR PARENTS, THEN ANYTHING BUT OUR PARENTS,THEN AN EVER-CHANGING MOBIUS STRIP OF DREAMS.I COULD GUESS YOURS, BUT THIS IS MORE RHETORICAL

Why you don't work towards those true wishes?
BECAUSE WE ARE PRACTICAL....OR JUST BORING. CAN'T DECIDE WHICH ONE IS WORSE.

How to make ex?
POP A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE AND SING A GUILTY PLEASURE SONG WITH YOUR FRIENDS. SONG SUGGESTIONS INCLUDE:

KESHA
WIND BENEATH MY WINGS
BSB
J.BEIBZ
The usual.....


Why it is "that's what she said" instead of "she said that"?
DARNED IF I KNOW.

Why english is considered a dull language?
CLEARLY SOMEBODY HAS NEVER EXPRESSED ITS BEAUTY TO YOU IF YOU ARE ASKING THIS QUESTION. IT IS UGLY AND HARSH AND SOFT AND AWE-INSPIRING, I HOPE TO REMIND YOU OF THIS.

BZZZHHAJHSJKKKALSKJSLJS...looks like we are losing transmission, next post will have to be a telegram.